Kris: You know, I could update this thing on a near daily basis.

Sirk: Yeah, but would the quality be there. Like yesterdays for example.

Kris: I know, I know, the idea was there but the energy to put it to use wasn't. I like Matt as a character, so from now on he's a permanent Ranger.

Sirk: Aw, God. You really like that Winner Ranger thing don't you?

Kris: It's funny. Kind of like that time I accidentally got that homosexual rock band for my New Year party.

(Cut to a scene of the band Metallica)

Singer: …In the closet, in your bed. Gay delight, in the night! Take my hand up to never never land, ugh!

(cut back to Sirk and Kris)

Sirk: Yeah, that was a real riot… I still have nightmares about their finale.

Kris: Anyway, don't you have a girlfriend now?

Sirk: Oh, yeah, I do. Why do you ask?

Kris: I just thought you'd be a little gun shy after the last one you had.

(Cut to Sirk standing in front of a beautiful girl)

Girl: I fucking hate you.

Sirk: I don't even know you!

Girl: We are so over, if you keep talking to me I'm going to kill you.

Sirk: I've never met you before!!

(Girl attacks him with a chainsaw. Cut back to Sirk and Kris)


Sirk: Yeah… that was scary. But this one is honest.

Kris: Pffft, yeah, ok. (rolling eyes) How do you know this?

Sirk: Seriously! I asked her if she was the daughter of Satan and she said she was. Then she summoned him just to prove the point. Finally, an honest female!

Kris: Uh….(backing away slowly)

(Shrugs, stops writing and runs away like a five year old)